car door handles

I actually have some serious posts I have been meaning to put up but I just can't bring myself to word it out. I decided to write a few of the ones that are on the lighter side I have been thinking of.

I have known Kristin for a long time and as you do when you live with someone you learn the quirks and things of that nature. One that I have been meaning to broadcast as I put my wife under the psychological microscope is one concerning her obsession with car door handles. Why would this be a topic for anyone other than one of the million assembly line personnel that gets assigned  to put one part on a car all day long, is beyond me? But, here we go. I am going to get confronted by her as soon as this goes live. She will inevitably ask why do I would ever post such things, but I will preserver to do such things that could be hazardous to my marriage. Oh, she has already scouted me out over here and is questioning what I am posting on the interweb! 

Anyway, back to the car door handles. For some reason that is beyond me Kristin has an obsession with a car's door handles being the same color as the car. She hates it when they aren't. This is not something she has only said once either. I have discussed this with her a great many of times and she still insists they need to be the same color. I am counceling her now and I will post an update as to how we are working through this. Until then, I have nothing really to say on the subject. I have already done enough damage that I will have to recover from already.